We spent June 2006 following German girls around, pretending to like sauerkraut in an attempt to get hot Euro female action. Then in July we avoided pizza, pasta, people with too much hair gel and construction sites after the Italians dogged us.
We recently gave the bloody peace loving Buddhists a taste of their own medicine in the Asian Cup. The Asians might be our neighbours...but we wanted to be the neighbours from hell! Provided hell is a bunch of fat bastards drinking beers justifying ladyboys. Now we are preparing for the World Cup in 2010 it's time to declare war on Iraq [which is possible because George Bush said a few years ago the war was over].
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