CHANTS
Most Soccerooligans restrict their chanting to countries that specifically piss them off like the Christmas Islands. The chants have been heavily influenced by the songs sung by the fans in the English Premier League and by Australian Idol contestant Shannon Noll.
Some of the Soccerooligans biggest rivals include Indonesians, and Un-Australians. Provided is a list of popular songs and the nation or people they are sung to.
INDONESIA
If it wasn't for the Aussies you'd be Japs
If it wasn't for the aussies
Wasn't for the Ausssies
If it wasn't for the Aussies you'd be Japs.
Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming 'round the mountain'
Schapelle Corby,
Whoa-oa-oa
You sentenced her in full
She makes us want to pull.
Sung to the tune of 'Volare'.
You can stick your fucking Bali belly up your arse
You can stick your Bali belly
Stick your Bali belly
You can stick your fucking Bali Belly up your arse.
You can stick your airplane safety up your arse
You can stick your airplane safety
Stick your airplane safety
You can stick your airplane safety up your arse
You wanted to stick Michelle Leslie in the arse
You wanted to stick Michelle Leslie
Wanted to stick Michelle Leslie
You wanted to stick Michelle Leslie in the arse.
Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming'round the mountain'.
TASMANIANS
Are you New Zealand? [x2]
Are you New Zealand in disguise? [x2]
Sung to the tune of 'Bread of heaven'.
Their sisters are their mothers
Their fathers are their brothers
They like to fuck each other
They're the Tassie Family
Sung to the tune of 'The Adams Family'.
Always look on the bright side of Tassie
Lala lala lala lala lala
Always look on the bright side of Tassie
Lala lala lala lala lala
If you are gay their laws were shit
'cause they stopped you getting it
Tassie's full of inbreds not gays that's for sure
Always look on the bright side of Tassie
Lala lala lala lala lala
Sung to the tune of 'Always look on the bright side of life'
UN-AUSTRALIANS/HIPPIES/SOCIALISTS
In a town where I was born lived a hippy man
who disagreed
And he told us of a life
Amongst a protest rally
All hippies should be hit 'til they scream
Hit 'til they scream, hit 'til they scream.
Sung to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'
NEW ZEALANDERS
You're just the shit part of Fiji
The shit part of Fiji [ad infinitum]
Sung to the tune of 'Guantanamera'.
You put your penis in
You pull your penis out, in out in out
Then you shake it all about
You've shagged a sheep and you turn around
That's what kiwis are all about.
Oh shagging sheep, oh shagging sheep, oh shagging sheep
That's what it's all about
Sung to the tune of 'Hokey Pokey'.
You're just to crap to be true
We hated taking Russell Crowe off of you
Your whole country is out of touch
We don't care about you that much
And when you're pissed in Aussie bars
Deep down you wish you were ours
You're just to shit to be true
No, really we don't care about you
Sung to the tune of 'Too good to be true'.
PEOPLE IN CRONULLA [AS SUNG BY THE LEBANESE]
We stole your beach
Your lovely beach
We stole your beach
And put salmonella in your kebabs too
You never knew how much you'd miss it
'til we took your beach away
Sung to the tune of 'You are my sunshine'
