Soccerooligans' weapons reflect the people that carry them, therefrore they are Australian in style, theme and they're usually made in China.
BBQ TONGS
The classic Aussie fighting implement.
BOOMERANG
Don't be fooled by the smile. This weapon has the ability to come back and haunt the thrower.
DIDGERIDOO
Big weapon, especially when an aboriginal's mouth is on the end of it.
OPERA HOUSE KNUCKLE DUSTER
Mostly used to show off to tourists.
KANGAROO TESTICLES
The ultimate humiliation is to get slapped in the face with a set of bollocks.
KANGAROO TAIL
These hurt, especially when you get flicked in the scrotum with them. Most Soccerooligans dress up in a special suit and flick around.
UGG BOOTS
Look out because if the fur is coarse then the sheep has been touched up by a New Zealander.
BOTTLE HAT
A natural progression from cork.
